There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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