I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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