I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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