ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
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Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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