Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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