btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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