It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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