Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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