on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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