It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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