im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
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I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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