i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
That's how pantless uber rides happen
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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