Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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