I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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