What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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