We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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