yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
as a side note pls kill me
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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