Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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