You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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