True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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