I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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