I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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