whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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