I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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