That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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