Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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