arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
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