you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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