So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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