Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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