Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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