Who wears a wallet chain?!
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize