Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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