When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Randomize
