Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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