Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
