Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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