I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
wow bdsm is so cute
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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