i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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