just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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