i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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