If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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