hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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