genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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