i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
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I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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