Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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