you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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