I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
of course. lets lasso hookers.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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