yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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