Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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