Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
whose ass print is on the piano?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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