if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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