Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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