I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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